Questions with Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick .

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND :You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”



 

A man placed an advertisement in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.

Types Of GIRLS

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look
beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont go shoping
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

girl askd a plastic surgen 2 make another hole near her ass. Surgen ws surprisd & askd, why? Girl :"Business is gud,so,opening a new branch.

Good manners of a male penis:

1.Courteous - It stands before performing

2.Emotional - It cries during the performance

3.Polite - It bows down after the performance!

Women have four types of sex:

1.Asthmatic - Ah aah,ah,ah

2.Obidient - Yes oh yes ah yes

3.Greedy - More,more more please

4.Religious - Oh God,oh god!

A woman and a man were sleeping and suddenly the woman cries and say get up my husband is home and the man got out of the window and sceam but i'm your husband