Miss Lead SMS Message

by **dhamphir** Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:14 pm

I was nervous at first,
it was big & long &went straight up, I had to try it... i eased myself
onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators
now

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell,
the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked-
sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt...
DAMN MOSQUITO

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon
I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think
of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Someday u may lose
ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will
never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

I had a
wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a
cliff!

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it
gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of
tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i
wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck
& munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO
U EAT URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets
try d other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my
skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find
u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink
flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down,
can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

come here.take off ur pants
and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs
TOILET!!!!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were
close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the
clothesline and not in my bed

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at
the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my
way!

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u
can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

(_!_)An
arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired
arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

8 qualities of a PERFECT
boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic,
Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

He met a lady
while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus
free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Today
its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a
small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Viagra now available
in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

T-MOBILE
regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret
2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

I only have
SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow.
Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your
garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i
know.

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill
forgot da pill and now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb & tied
it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into
nylon

Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror
laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!